April 2013
feffery:
current emotion: i need money
glowinthedarklyts:
im-deadpool-god-dammit:
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
that’s most Americans.
Watchdark-deception:
-everysecond:
bagglesexual:
samandriel:
mormondad:
pissing my pants
someone thought of this
UT I
OM HOF DOG
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
necklace-of-rope:
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
“Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...”
– (via pale-afternoon)
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
sshame:
DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
